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Briefcases and Banter: An Article That Will NEVER Appear in the ‘New York Times’

June 11, 2013 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

A gender re-imagined parody on the New York Times laughable article, “Purse Politics”: WASHINGTON, DC — Senator Bill Nelson (D-FL), was sitting in his large, sunny office recently, riffling through the contents of his black leather briefcase.  After several moments, he laughed and produced a neon-pink earplug. “Here’s an earplug from the helicopter,” he said, still […]

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How Far Can You “Lean In” If You ARE Pretty?

May 28, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 3 Comments

Tracy Thompson wrote a great piece on the The Broad Side today, entitled, “How Far Can You ‘Lean In’ If You’re Not Pretty?” It laments the universal inequity of the role of attractiveness between the genders. Men can soar in their careers being merely average-looking, but in order for women to soar, they must be drop-dead gorgeous. A quick […]

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Silver Bullets? I’d Rather Have Chocolate Ones.

May 26, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 3 Comments

A seven-year-old boy named Myles wrote a letter to Vice President Joe Biden with his solution for gun violence. Chocolate bullets. The Vice President is completely on board with this idea, because, as he says in his letter back to Myles, “People love chocolate.” Some fellow writers at The Broad Side had very strong reactions to this story. Danielle declared […]

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So, Then I Covered the President…

May 20, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 3 Comments

Yeah, so I’ve been fortunate enough to have some of my writing published on The Broad Side lately, and the fabulous Joanne Bamberger (publisher and editor) added me to the Facebook group of contributors where she and others leave fodder for potential pieces for the site. Last Wednesday, she posted a press release about President […]

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A Fork in the Grass

May 16, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 12 Comments

The following is a conversation that really took place last week, with no embellishment on my part.  Allow me to set the scene: Nicky’s baseball game.  Sunny, beautiful, breezy Sunday afternoon.  I was sitting next to our friend, Glen* – our boys have played baseball together for the last few years, and even though he […]

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Happy Mother’s Day!

May 11, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 12 Comments

Here’s why I love this comic strip very much. One might read this and think its creators are saying, “Damn teenagers.  They have no vocabulary.  They never talk to us.  They never TELL us anything.” I see something completely different in this comic strip. 1.  Teenagers are moody. 2.  Teenagers have trouble figuring out what’s […]

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About Aliza Worthington

Brooklyn-ite at heart, Baltimore in geography, city girl regardless. I aim to elevate the conversation - almost any conversation - though my occasional episodes of sarcasm and profanity don't always have that effect. Come hang out anyway. Usually I'll buy your drink, and I tip really well. Read more >>>

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