HI EVERYBODEEEEEEEEEE. I’m dusting off this here blog tonight for a reason that shokks me. Kim Kardashian West. Now, I haven’t written here for a while, but since the topik is BlogHer 2016, and this is my blog, it seems appropriate. Konfession: I have never heard KKW utter a syllable. I’ve never watched Keeping Up […]
Animal Kingdom
For my son’s 12th birthday, I took him and his older brother to Disneyworld. We spent the first day in Animal Kingdom and Epcot, walking nearly nine miles. My back hurt. So afterwards, in the hotel room, I wanted to do some yoga stretches to work out the kinks. I made the mistake of not […]
My Ex-Dermatologist
So, this morning, I’m waiting for my dermatologist to come in, already knowing this would be the last time I would come to his office. At the previous appointment, I waited for over an hour in the waiting room, and I was mildly put off by his condescending air during the eventual appointment, but I figured I’d […]
What They Say, What I Hear
Dinner and I have a complicated relationship. I’m cool with breakfast. When breakfast comes, I’ve recently slept, gone to the bathroom, washed my face, my teeth are minty fresh and I have not had cause to interact with any humans, yet. I sauté spinach in butter, add eggs and sausage, push the button on the […]
The Blog Grows Up So Fast! (Also, A Weird Apology)
I want to apologize for the clitoris. You see, if you subscribed to my blog on Patheos.com, you haven’t heard from me in a while. If you subscribed to my blog on my old WordPress.com site, you haven’t heard from me in even longer. You did, however, received a re-introduction via an email yesterday, notifying […]
Nationwide Needs to Apologize
Quick rant, if I may. There was a lot of panning companies who ran ads during the Super Bowl because they were so damn depressing. Apart from educating the public about the damaging decrease in self-esteem most girls suffer at puberty (#runlikeagirl) and portraying an incredibly powerful anti-domestic violence ad, (calling 911 for “ordering pizza”) […]
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