Dinner and I have a complicated relationship. I’m cool with breakfast. When breakfast comes, I’ve recently slept, gone to the bathroom, washed my face, my teeth are minty fresh and I have not had cause to interact with any humans, yet. I sauté spinach in butter, add eggs and sausage, push the button on the […]
The Blog Grows Up So Fast! (Also, A Weird Apology)
I want to apologize for the clitoris. You see, if you subscribed to my blog on Patheos.com, you haven’t heard from me in a while. If you subscribed to my blog on my old WordPress.com site, you haven’t heard from me in even longer. You did, however, received a re-introduction via an email yesterday, notifying […]
Weight Just a Minute…
Hi, people – Boy, I am EXHAUSTED from all the posts I didn’t do for National Blog Post Month! It almost makes me feel like I haven’t accomplished anything since I last hit publish on November 23rd, or whatever that last date was…but I assure you – that is not the case. For example, I […]
Jesus Goes to the Dentist.
Sometimes parents avoid their children’s questions. There are myriad reasons for this phenomenon…fatigue, discomfort, lack of maturity on the part of the child, lack of maturity on the part of the parent, and on and on. My parents rarely, RARELY did this. Even my father answered questions about sex (which made me want to puke […]
A Phone Call at Buck’s Rock in 1982 (or sometime around there)
So remember how we used to get phone calls at Buck’s Rock? If we got them, of course. Rachel and I didn’t often, because our parents were at the camp with us, which was awesome for so many reasons, but not so much when it came to mail, care packages and phone calls, but extremely […]
NaBloPoMo – Whaaaa???
So, there’s this thing called “National Blog Post Month” wherein insane people commit to posting on their blog every day of the month. Somehow, November is the biggest month for this challenge, because we have nothing else to do what with putting away Halloween decorations and preparing for Thanksgiving. Also, we’re all in GREAT MOODS from the […]
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