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Still Measuring Success…

May 29, 2012 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

Ah, Summer.  Poets wax philosophical about thee.  Children long for thee.  Lawns turn brown in thee.  I capitalize thee.  Facebook blows up with graduation and prom pictures upon the arrival of thee.  And now, I shall stop calling thee “thee.” Last June, when I was just a baby blogger, I wrote a post for Catonsville […]

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The Accidental Seder (Phlegm isn’t a Plague?)

March 26, 2012 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

It all started a couple of years ago, when my hubby, kids and I were visiting my sister and her fam over Spring Break.  Okay, wait…it started a couple of weeks before that – when my awesome friend, Mitch, was reeling from disbelief that I’d never seen the movie, “The Ten Commandments.”  The one with […]

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Sea Turtles = Humans!

March 19, 2012 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

Full disclosure – I did not take this picture, nor do I know who did.  I don’t know if it’s new, or if it’s been around for a while.  I don’t even know if this is an argument any actual thinking human being is attempting to make, or if this guy is being filmed as […]

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Stream of Consciousness Thanks

November 24, 2011 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

Thankful for (and/or that): 1.  Activist kids 2.  Activist courts 3.  Calvin & Hobbes, a comic that always conveys the right perspective, makes me laugh, makes me wish I had a kid like Calvin and makes me grateful that I don’t have a kid like Calvin 4.  a 5-year-old nephew who conducts Mozart concertos 5. […]

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Bully for You.

October 3, 2011 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

Certain names have been changed to protect – well, me, let’s be honest – from lawsuits and beatdowns.  We always walked home from school.  Always.  Rachel (my older sister by 2 years) and I walked home from our elementary school on East 17th Street in Brooklyn.  Unfortunately, we usually had company. For whatever reason, we […]

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Second-graders and Truck Drivers

September 27, 2011 By Aliza Worthington 16 Comments

Clearly, I missed the memo. Apparently there is a special bond that formed over the summer. It wasn’t like this on the last field trip I chaperoned…towards the end of first grade for my youngest kiddo, I don’t know, in May or so. Surely if the signs were there last time, I would have seen […]

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About Aliza Worthington

Brooklyn-ite at heart, Baltimore in geography, city girl regardless. I aim to elevate the conversation - almost any conversation - though my occasional episodes of sarcasm and profanity don't always have that effect. Come hang out anyway. Usually I'll buy your drink, and I tip really well. Read more >>>

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