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A Heavy-Handed Ode to the Clitoris

May 10, 2014 By Aliza Worthington 2 Comments

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Puns and a limerick to celebrate a special week. Please enjoy! Today, I’m so sad to see Clitoris Awareness Week COME to an end. But I’ve decided to show my reverence by trying my HAND at some poetry. Yes, I’m doing some of my CHEEKIEST work as I help people peek under the HOOD of […]

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Briefcases and Banter: An Article That Will NEVER Appear in the ‘New York Times’

June 11, 2013 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

A gender re-imagined parody on the New York Times laughable article, “Purse Politics”: WASHINGTON, DC — Senator Bill Nelson (D-FL), was sitting in his large, sunny office recently, riffling through the contents of his black leather briefcase.  After several moments, he laughed and produced a neon-pink earplug. “Here’s an earplug from the helicopter,” he said, still […]

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Small Comfort for Mothers, Fetuses, and Jews

November 15, 2011 By Aliza Worthington 12 Comments

Part Four (closely related to Part Three) of I-Don’t-Know-How-Many in a series of posts inspired by “Miss Representation.”  If you haven’t seen the trailer for this movie, and you have 8 minutes, please watch it here now.   A very good and sweet friend sent me a 33-minute video and asked my opinion.  A man named […]

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About Aliza Worthington

Brooklyn-ite at heart, Baltimore in geography, city girl regardless. I aim to elevate the conversation - almost any conversation - though my occasional episodes of sarcasm and profanity don't always have that effect. Come hang out anyway. Usually I'll buy your drink, and I tip really well. Read more >>>

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