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Kardashian Khaos at a Konference

July 21, 2016 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

HI EVERYBODEEEEEEEEEE. I’m dusting off this here blog tonight for a reason that shokks me. Kim Kardashian West. Now, I haven’t written here for a while, but since the topik is BlogHer 2016, and this is my blog, it seems appropriate. Konfession: I have never heard KKW utter a syllable. I’ve never watched Keeping Up […]

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Adele Pisses off Musical Royalty

November 19, 2014 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

No, YOU missed five days of blogging for NaBloPoMo! Ermahgawd. Sorry, people. Anyhow, I wrote something that got published on The Broad Side, so I thought my blog post would simply consist of begging you to  click the link to get you over to that piece and read it. So, there ya go. HERE IS […]

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Jesus Goes to the Dentist.

November 12, 2014 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

Sometimes parents avoid their children’s questions. There are myriad reasons for this phenomenon…fatigue, discomfort, lack of maturity on the part of the child, lack of maturity on the part of the parent, and on and on. My parents rarely, RARELY did this. Even my father answered questions about sex (which made me want to puke […]

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An Apology to Street Harrassers

November 10, 2014 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

Dear Gentlemen, Please accept my apologies for overreacting to your innocent attempts to “be friendly” and to your kind “encouragement” regarding my looks. I respect your goals of introducing love and improving my self-esteem in, what is too often, a cold, hard-hearted world. Why can’t more men be like you? I’ve been watching you, and I was so […]

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NotApologies 101

November 6, 2014 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

    Teacher: Good evening, Class! Last week we learned about the anatomy of an apology. It’s sincere, it accepts responsibility and accountability, it doesn’t contain any “buts” and it sometimes even outlines steps the apologizer might take to truly remedy a problematic situation. Tonight’s objective is to master the tricky task of NotApologizing! Student: […]

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Vote of No Confidence

November 4, 2014 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

  I tend to walk out of the voting booth (or desk, now, as it were…) feeling like I should have done more research going in. I watched not one gubernatorial debate, and I am ashamed. Still, there was no question for whom I would vote. As for the other offices, do I really know […]

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About Aliza Worthington

Brooklyn-ite at heart, Baltimore in geography, city girl regardless. I aim to elevate the conversation - almost any conversation - though my occasional episodes of sarcasm and profanity don't always have that effect. Come hang out anyway. Usually I'll buy your drink, and I tip really well. Read more >>>

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