Tonight, Chris Hayes did a special edition of his show on MSNBC in the form of a televised Town Hall in McDowell County, West Virginia. The audience (and county) voted overwhelmingly for President Walking-Sack-Of-Shit. Strike One. It featured Senator Bernie Sanders. Strike Two. (Yes. I’m still mad.) I watched anyway. It takes three strikes, right? […]
KKKopper Tones
So, I was getting my hair highlighted today, and a woman in a chair near me was getting her hair done, too, and talking to her hairdresser. They started talking about the election, and I overheard the woman saying how corrupt the Democrats are. I looked at my hair dresser (whom I ADORE) and said […]
My Pantsuit Won’t Be White
By now you may have heard of a fabulous Facebook group called Pantsuit Nation – as of this writing, it numbers over 1.7 million members. 1.7 MILLION, people. That’s incredible. It’s a place to get your Hillary love on – to be positive and encouraging, to help the campaign and get out the vote, etc, […]
The Hitler Paradox
Dare we or don’t we dare? Make the equivalence or leave him alone in his bunker, self-inflicted bullet hole to the head? Conjure the awful ghosts of his unfathomable savagery, or consign them to rest, although a fitful one, as they certainly aren’t entitled to any semblance of peace, because we need to feel secure we […]
My Morning as Viagra Sidewalk Counselor
Last Thursday, June 26, 2014, the Supreme Court struck down a Massachusetts law that created a 35-foot “buffer zone” outside women’s health clinics (at which legal abortions are performed.) While my instincts cried foul, my intellect told me that since the decision was unanimous, the law itself must have had some pretty massive fundamental flaws. […]
Briefcases and Banter: An Article That Will NEVER Appear in the ‘New York Times’
A gender re-imagined parody on the New York Times laughable article, “Purse Politics”: WASHINGTON, DC — Senator Bill Nelson (D-FL), was sitting in his large, sunny office recently, riffling through the contents of his black leather briefcase. After several moments, he laughed and produced a neon-pink earplug. “Here’s an earplug from the helicopter,” he said, still […]