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Not Smarter Than a Fourth-Grader

December 11, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 17 Comments

This morning on the way to school, my fourth-grader and I had the following conversation. Him:  Did you know sloths move so slowly that sometimes they mistake their arm for a branch, reach for it, and then fall to their deaths? Me:  Sloths have arms? Him:  Yeah!  Of course they do. Me:  Sloths don’t have […]

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My Tattooed Teenager

November 8, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 16 Comments

She’d been asking for years.  My firstborn, with the red hair and creamy skin, wanted a tattoo.  For years she’s been asking. The child who, if she could, would paint her room a different color every other month.  The child who, if her parents could, would ask them to rearrange the furniture in her room every other […]

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Why I’m Cheering for “Popular Science”

October 4, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 6 Comments

A little over a week ago, Popular Science published an article called “Why We’re Shutting Off Our Comments.”   In it, the magazine announced that, from now on, it would no longer allow comments on stories it publishes online.  An old friend from college posted the article on Facebook, tagging me and a few others asking our opinions on […]

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Vacation Hangover

August 18, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 20 Comments

Well, there was no Captain Steubing, and it was not the Love Boat, but we sure loved the boat that took us on vacation.  Here’s a random re-cap. 1.  No wi-fi and/or texting is a blessing.  The end. 2.  Just kidding!!!  There’s more!  Angel (pronounced “Ahn-HELL”) was our dinner waiter, and Marko was his assistant. […]

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A White Girl and the “N” Word

July 15, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 5 Comments

When I was in elementary school in 1970’s Brooklyn, NY (maybe third grade?) a kid (who was white) told me I had “n*gger lips.”  It felt weird, because I wasn’t sure if it was a compliment or not, but I kind of knew something wasn’t right about it.  Honestly, I don’t remember how I responded.  Maybe […]

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“Were You Trying?” Well, That Question Certainly Was…

July 1, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 12 Comments

We truly are an entitlement-driven culture. I’m not talking about welfare or tax breaks–I’m talking about people feeling entitled to KNOW things they have no business knowing.  I recently wrote about politicians’ infidelity (and how it is or isn’t relevant) in this post at The Broad Side.  I could blame it on the internet, or […]

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About Aliza Worthington

Brooklyn-ite at heart, Baltimore in geography, city girl regardless. I aim to elevate the conversation - almost any conversation - though my occasional episodes of sarcasm and profanity don't always have that effect. Come hang out anyway. Usually I'll buy your drink, and I tip really well. Read more >>>

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