Baruch ata Adonai Elohenu, melekh ha’olam, (Blessed art thou, Lord our God, King of the Universe) Who protects innocent bloggers from Internet shaming for mediocre singing, Especially since this one justs want to make people laugh, Like, let’s say, some Jews who’ve not been feeling so great, O Lord, Because of some drek that goes on […]
The Snooki Saga
It began with an attempt at fundraising for Catonsville’s 4th of July Celebration Committee, which puts on a smashing and beloved July 4th celebration every year. People come from all over Maryland to join us. We take pride in the ridiculousness of how chairs appear to line the parade route weeks before July 4th, just […]
Verizon’s Offer I Must Refuse
Once upon a time, a woman foolishly thought when it was time to upgrade her phone, she could do it with ease. She was mistaken. What ensued was a colossal inconvenience of, granted, first-world proportions, but emblematic of a corporate giant’s disregard for and inability to respond to a long-time customer’s simple needs. The process […]