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The Teacher Didn’t Do Her Homework

May 22, 2014 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

Well, THIS has been an interesting week…I recently published a snarky retort to Rabbi Shmuley Boteach’s blathering on about what women really want in the form of a graded essay. Despite the fact that I was inspired to do so by the large number of intellectual (and SEXY) Orthodox Jewish female friends who were posting […]

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Jacks

May 14, 2014 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

My parents are incredibly sentimental people. With two kids in their forties, though, they’ve had to make some tough decisions along the way about what they’d keep from our childhoods, and what they’d toss. You see, their sentimentality and love of mementos from our childhood comes into direct conflict with my mother’s (some would say […]

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A Rabbi Tells Me What I Want!

May 13, 2014 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

Rabbi Schmuley Boteach wrote an unfortunate essay published in the Huffington Post, entitled, “What Women Really Want.” I printed it out as a document and graded it as I would have graded one of my students.  Normally I’m a nice person, and I don’t get off on ripping someone else’s writing to shreds, because I […]

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A Heavy-Handed Ode to the Clitoris

May 10, 2014 By Aliza Worthington 2 Comments

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Puns and a limerick to celebrate a special week. Please enjoy! Today, I’m so sad to see Clitoris Awareness Week COME to an end. But I’ve decided to show my reverence by trying my HAND at some poetry. Yes, I’m doing some of my CHEEKIEST work as I help people peek under the HOOD of […]

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Celebrating #Patheos5Years! Happy Birthday to Diversity and Conversation!

May 5, 2014 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

Ahhhh – I remember when Patheos was just a gleam in it’s father’s eye…no…no…that’s not true… Ahhhh – Patheos – you don’t look a DAY over Four Years Old…no…no…that’s not right, either… Ooooo!  Patheos!  You look GREAT!!!  Have you had some WORK DONE??? Sigh. Nope. Not that, either. How about this? Dear Patheos, I remember […]

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This Week in Sexism…

April 27, 2014 By Aliza Worthington Leave a Comment

Who doesn’t love a sexism round-up? I know I do! I even love WRITING sexism round-ups. So that’s what I did on Friday at Lefty Pop. Enjoy! Or get pissed! Or both! This Week In Sexism on Lefty Pop

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About Aliza Worthington

Brooklyn-ite at heart, Baltimore in geography, city girl regardless. I aim to elevate the conversation - almost any conversation - though my occasional episodes of sarcasm and profanity don't always have that effect. Come hang out anyway. Usually I'll buy your drink, and I tip really well. Read more >>>

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