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Not Smarter Than a Fourth-Grader

December 11, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 17 Comments

This morning on the way to school, my fourth-grader and I had the following conversation. Him:  Did you know sloths move so slowly that sometimes they mistake their arm for a branch, reach for it, and then fall to their deaths? Me:  Sloths have arms? Him:  Yeah!  Of course they do. Me:  Sloths don’t have […]

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My Tattooed Teenager

November 8, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 16 Comments

She’d been asking for years.  My firstborn, with the red hair and creamy skin, wanted a tattoo.  For years she’s been asking. The child who, if she could, would paint her room a different color every other month.  The child who, if her parents could, would ask them to rearrange the furniture in her room every other […]

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Banana Bread

August 26, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 15 Comments

So, you know how so many people post Facebook status updates the night before the first day of school?  “Lunches are packed!  Kids in bed!  Backpacks ready!  Forms filled out!  Relaxing with a glass of wine and hubby!” And it’s only 8 p.m.?  Some dear friends of mine – and I hope they still are after […]

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The Plan B Pill: If It Were MY Daughter…

June 22, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 4 Comments

…I’d want Plan B to be available over the counter. I say this realizing there are great moral complexities involved here.  I’ve thought about it a lot regarding under-age girls seeking abortion.  When it comes to abortion, I ask myself, “Would I want to be notified if it were my daughter?  Would I want the doctor to […]

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Happy Mother’s Day!

May 11, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 12 Comments

Here’s why I love this comic strip very much. One might read this and think its creators are saying, “Damn teenagers.  They have no vocabulary.  They never talk to us.  They never TELL us anything.” I see something completely different in this comic strip. 1.  Teenagers are moody. 2.  Teenagers have trouble figuring out what’s […]

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The Original “Take Your Daughter To Work Day.”

April 25, 2013 By Aliza Worthington 2 Comments

I’m at The Broad Side again today – this time recalling the real, original “Take Your Daughter to Work Day”.  In my life, anyhow… Please click over, enjoy and share!  🙂 xoxo, Aliza

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About Aliza Worthington

Brooklyn-ite at heart, Baltimore in geography, city girl regardless. I aim to elevate the conversation - almost any conversation - though my occasional episodes of sarcasm and profanity don't always have that effect. Come hang out anyway. Usually I'll buy your drink, and I tip really well. Read more >>>

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